Tag Tag Taggy

The tagger has tagged this taker of the tag, and this taker of the tag intends to take the tag, not because he fantasize taking tags but because he has been tagged by any tagger after a long tagging time.

So let the tag be taken by this taker of the tag.

Tag - list 8 different points for my perfect lover.

Sex of the target = Female (until I decide to turn gay or bi)

Actually, this tag is an easy one. Straightforward and uncomplicated.

NO!. Not because I know exactly what I want or specifically who, but mainly because I am

B. L. A. N. K.

Everything has changed. 2004 and 2005 have been years of realizations. Years of changing perceptions. Two most important years of my worthless life.

What exactly is the problem?. There are many voids. Its like a unstirred cylinder full of small aggregate pieces. It needs to be shaken up. It needs an external force to vigorously jolt it so that the pieces rearrange themselves and fill the gaps. At least minimize them. It can not be done from within. Someone has to come along and rattle me.

NO! If you think that this is going to end here. The tag will be taken. Just that there will be no points. Categorize if you want to.

if (lover==life partner)
{
Koochie-coo gurl. I am not sure what I want to say here. One glance at her and I feel like doing koochie-coo with her! May be its pulling her cheeks till they turn red. (or I get a slap). May be its just watching her cook. (or she watching me cook). May be its listening to her talking to the maid. (or instructing the maid to maintain a safe distance from me, safe.). May be its just her touch when she puts the pillow below my head. (or snatches it). May be its just she reading this and still deciding to be with me.(or she reading it later on and killing me). You got the point?. Koochie-coo gurl.

I am not a big guy. No tall, dark and handsome. She need'nt be J Lo or Ash. Me and her, look good together? . Deal!.

Me and her all cuddled up on the couch. Close. Very Close. Just that thin flannel blanket. Her head resting on mine. Mine on hers. Holding each other. Picture perfect. Watching movies after movie. Right from DDLJ to A Walk to Remember to Matrix to Charlie's Angels to Home Alone to Satya to Veerana to KKHH et al. Dont look at me. Look up, the tag says perfect partner.

Once in a while I would love to have those lazy Saturdays. No waking up. Sleep till we get bored or tired or mountain hungry. No early morning tea. No brushing of teeth. No cleaning each other. Just lie down. Be lazy. Forget responsibilities. Forget shopping for groceries. Forget laundry. Forget vacuum cleaning. Forget the world. Be with me. I am with you. We are the world.

Nothing better than a life-partner who earns. I have grown up watching my mom go to work everyday and still manage 'n' number of things that come along with a family. If you ask her, she would tell that its the confidence of earning that keeps her going.

We live in a multi-cultured society and come across situations and people who require different treatment at different levels. I will not be able to take on all of them. I need her. An ideal partner would rise and shine when I don't. We would be each other's support system.

}

if (lover== just a lover)

{

Be hot enough. Fire will be lit. Extinguishers will be hidden. 911 will go on leave. We will burn.

}

The tag requires that I pass it on. Well. Here it goes.

If you comment on this post and have not taken the tag, consider yourself tagged.

P.S. : to all the programmers out there. Sorry there were no function declarations and semicolons. Do not try and compile.Thanks.